Richard O'Brien - Thank God I'm A Man Lyrics
A man should call the tossWear the pants, and be the bossA man should be the drinkFor his own damn sakeAnd men should the mistersAnd the masters of their sistersA man should be the reasonFor a heart to breakA man should cut the lawnChange the tire, mend the wornA man should never waitTo oil a rusting gateMen should hold the key positionsIn our country's great traditionsA man should put the foodUpon the family plateSo, be moralDon't quarrelFair and square is bestLet me alert youThat virtue won't hurt youOr desert youIf you wear hair on your chestSo always remember to follow the rulesBox cleverAnd jocks neverHock another jock's toolsA man should wax a carFix a fuse, and tend the barA man should like his browTo be wet with sweatMen should know the right occasionsTo indulge in tax evasionsA man should know the settingsThat his spark plugs getFaggots are maggotsThank God I'm a man