Rod Stewart - Who's Gonna Take Me Home Lyrics
(the rise and fall of a budding gigolo)(r. stewart, k. savigar, j. davis)Well I arrived on timeMy courduroy suit and me bottle of wineThere were women wall to wallIts saturday night and I wanted them allEveryoneSidled up for a danceI tried a new step and fell in the plantsI told a joke, about the popeIt wasnt as funny as I wouldve hopedNobody told me she was the daughterOf the mayorI was so embarrassed, I just wished theGround would swallow me upAccidentally my elbow hit the record playerThe rock n roll stoppedAnd everybody just stared(oh no)Whos gonna take me homeIm tired and I wanna go to bedWhos gonna take me homeThis partys gone right to my headI didnt worry, not mePanic aint in my vocabularySmashed beyond reproachSuddenly I wanted to take off my clothesAll hell broke looseI started to take off my trousers and shoesAnd so I tried to look coolI stepped back and fell in the poolThe hostess helped me outAnd asked for my dismissalI said I was sorry, but Ive beenUnder so much pressureJust lately, babyI felt as popular as a russian guided missileThe last thing I remember, I left with a girlOn a motor bikeThat weighed three hundred pounds andWhats wrong with thatWhos gonna take me homeIm tired and I wanna go to bedWhos gonna take me homeThis partys gone right to my headTo my headI woke up on the floorStill in my suit and she told me I snoredI never felt so cheapI had a good laugh at the size of her feetHoly moses, I dont like this single livingI think Ill find me a nice local girl andSettle on down, nowWith a home and a gardenAnd a nature quite forgivingThen again maybe Ill just hang aroundWhos gonna take me homeIm tired and I wanna go to bed, right nowWhos gonna take me homeThis partys gone right to my headTo my headNow whos gonna take me homeHey brian could you give me a lift cos I dont liveToo far from you, boyMary cmon Ive known you so long please giveMe a lift home, oh cmonJim oh cmon boys would you justGive me a lift homeI dont live too far from here and Im so tired
