Rodney Carrington - Just One Beer Lyrics
One beer then I'm goneThe ugliest women that I've laid eyes ongot together and decided to come hereThey're not prettyThey're not smallI don't give a damn at allTonight I'm only having just one beerYeah tonight I'm only having just two beersI don't mind the atmosphere in hereIt feels so right, it must be wrongI know I can't stay too longTonight I'm only having just two beersThree beers but no moreThere's no way I'm drinking fourMy attitude's improving with the beerI was mad but now I'm gladThe women in here, they ain't so badTonight I'm only having just three beersYeah tonight I'm only having just six beersI kinda like the atmosphere in hereIt feels so right, it must be wrongI know I can't stay too longTonight I'm only having just six beersTwelve beers then I quitOh good Lord I'm drunk as shitI just spent my whole paycheck in hereI took a chanceI tried to danceI threw up and pissed my pantsAll off one beerYeah tonight I'm only having just one beerAt least that's what I said when I got hereIt felt so right, but it was wrongI know that I've stayed too longI think I musta drank hundred beersWell now I wished I had only one beerGod I wish I never came in here
