Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me Lyrics
Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazyThere's too much hate and killing goin' onBut when I see the bare chest of a womanMy worries and my problems are all goneNo one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girlBaby if you would show yours to, we could save the worldShow them to me, show them to meUnclasp your bra and set those puppies freeThey'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agreeIf you got two fun bags,Show them to meI don't care if they don't match or if one's bigger than the otherYou could show me one, and I'll imagine the otherEven if your really old, there's nothing wrongDon't be sad, your *****s ain't bad, they're just a little longShow them to me, show them to meLift up your shirt and let the whole world seeJust disrobe and show your globes and a happy man I'll beIf you've got dos chi chi's,Show them to meI've met a lot of them, but never one I hatedEven if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflatedThere's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is trueIf you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours tooooShow them to me, show them to meJust like the girls gone wild on T.V.Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasyIf you got two casabasShow them to meAll the world will live in harmonyIt'll do ya good, it'll give me wood, we'll make historyIf you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,I said if you love your country yeaThen stand up your ass up and show them big old titties to me
