Rodney Carrington - Letter To My Penis Lyrics
Dear Penis,I don't think I like you anymore,You used to watch me shave,Now all u do is stare at the floor.Oh dear Penis,I don't like you anymore.It used to be you and me,A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,That's all we needed to get by.Now it seems things have changed,I think that your the one to blame.Dear Penis,I don't like you anymore.Now he sings,Dear Rodney,I don't think I like you anymore,'Cause when u get to drinkin'You put me places I've never been before.Dear Rodney,I dont like you anymore.Why can't we just get a grip,On our man to hand relationship.Come to terms with truly how we feel.If we put our heads together,We'd just stay home forever.Dear Penis,I think I like you after all.Oh and Rodney,While yer shavin',Shave my balls.