Rolf Harris - Maximillian Mouse Lyrics
================================= Rolf Harris - Maximillian Mouse ================================= I am a mouse called Maximillian Mouse And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house I'm very well bred I'm pure Castillian mouse And I come from a long long long long long long line of Castillian mouses Ole! But it always has been perilous Crossing the arena to the supermarkets Where I buy my cheese.. It's regularly perilous When I think of bull-fights There's a quaking in my knees I've always had A taste for colourful things And this day I was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et plato del toros dressing gown I must confess I've been in gullible rings For the bull, when he saw what I wore Came rushing at me Ol... (clear throat) Ole. But if you think that because I am small I am puny You are wrong I stood my ground I did not move I could not move The picador's horse was standing on my tail So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks He was most embarrassed But for the moment I was free I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me brrrah Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros with the classic pass of the dead one The crowd screamed "No, no!" but I plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp) (quietly) Three (stamp), four (stamp) Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me Toros! He comes rushing towards me! (bang, crash) (Smugly) I tripped him... I am a mouse called Maximillian Mouse And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house I'm very well bred I'm pure Castillian mouse And I come from a long long long long long long line of Bull-fighting mouses Ole!
