Romanovsky & Phillips - I Met A Man Lyrics
Ah, the joys of dating...)I met a man with arms of steelHe had muscles a-plenty and sex appealHe was hearty and haleThe essence of maleBut his consciousness paled when compared...To a potatoWhy is it that when they're hotThey're often not aware?They may be buffed, but that's not enoughIf their head is full of airI met a man who made me laughHe was a good time and a halfHe loved to be sleazyAnd he wanted to please meAnd it would have been easy if I...Had been attracted to himWhy is it that when they're funThey're not the one you adore?You could be friends, but then againYou'd hoped for something moreShould you take what you can getOr take the time to shop for what you're wanting?Maybe you should check you baitAnd take a look at what it is you're flauntingI met a man who enlightened meHe knew so much it nearly frightened meWe were politically alignedHe was spiritually refinedBut socially kind of a nerd...Well, more than kind ofWhy is it that when they're smartAnd their heart is so pureThey have no frills like social skillsTo get them out the doorNo one's absolutely right for youBut too much wrong can kill the songYou've dreamed so long of writing
