Rugburns - Hitchhiker Joe Lyrics
Dont pick up hitchhiker joeHell slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHell make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDont do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomI had a cousin who came from vermontNext thing I know, that cousin was goneTruck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker joeNow his spleens on the sidewalk helping flowers growDont pick up hitchhiker joeHell slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHell make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDont do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomMy best friend eddie called from l.a.Said wed have dinner later that dayIve got a feeling, and its more than a hunchMy poor friend eddie was that hitchhikers lunchDont pick up hitchhiker joeHell slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHell make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDont do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomHitchhiker joe aint no vegetarianIf you see him on the highwaySteer clear of himHe got a knife in his sockAnd a razor up his sleeveAnd a chainsaw in his packAnd hes gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeahBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomMy girfriend lois called from talahasseeShe picked up that dude at the spam factoryThat was the last time that I saw her smileMy best advice is dont eat spam for a whileDont pick up hitchhiker joeHell slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHell make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDont do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomDont pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hell slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)And cut off your big toeHell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)For ninety-nine yearsDont do it nowDont pick up hitchhiker joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Hell slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)And cut off your big toe (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Do-ooh-ooh-nt (bom, bom, bom, bom)Pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hell make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you
