S.O.D. - Shenanigans Lyrics
It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBAAll I came for was whisky and a bunch of pintsI have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eyeI make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jockThe guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my faceWell now he started, but I'll finishBut first I'll have another GuinnessFighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always winAsk me how I sleep at night This is how I live my lifeDrinking, smoking, screwing, right !Don't tell me how to live my life !Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go awayTalk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breathYou like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss ?The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each dayNo way man, I have always been down with sinHe tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked !Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young RepublicanAsk me how I sleep at night This is how I live my lifeDrinking, smoking, screwing, right !Don't tell me how to live my life !Being straight makes you happy Stay the ***** away from meSo you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just greatAnd eating meat, oh God forbidYou'll be more fun when you're deadAnother time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLAI saw my friends and we went out and got really drunkGot in the car and drove aroundand passed the Yankees training groundWe drove up close and then I went and hopped the fenceI ran around the
