Schaffer the Darklord - Do Sex Lyrics
Oh my! Look at all you people in this roomI've been watching you file in for an hour or twoBut none of you seem to see the black and purple suited fellaSitting all alone at the bar, sipping on a Stella'Til the soundguy steps to me and says "It's time"That's my cue to kick some killer rhymesAs I step up on the stage and hop into the spotlightFlip the power switch on my wireless micAnd go Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappin'Uh, yeah that's when it first starts happenin'Now all you acting like you want a little action, seeMacking on me tactlessly, all up on my package - pleaseI'm gonna break it down and make it see throughAs I delegate some invitations to my green roomWho's it going to be? You? You? Maybe you?Listen, this is what I'm gonna doI'mma do sex to all of youI'mma do sex to all of youEvery last one of youI'mma do sex to all of youI'mma do sex to everybody in this roomI'mma do sex to all of youI'mma do sex to all of youEvery last one of youI'mma do sex to all of youI'mma do sex to everybody in this roomTake a moment, let this awesome promise wash across youJust the thought of all the sex that I'mma do to you has got you all so hot and botheredGnawing on your bottom lips, excitedAll your fantasies involving me will soon be satisfied andI will get it started all your parts will start to tingle nowOh my god, you are so psyched and nobody is singled outI want to put you all inside my mouth, all of you, and swallow youAnd when I say all of you, I mean ALL of youLadies, let's form a single file lineMaybe undress first, to save a little timeOh and Fellas! Oh Yeah I'm talking to the dudes tooGuess who else I'mma do sex to? Here's a hint YOUOooh regardless of your weight or race or genderI'mma do you! And that goes for you too, bartender!It's an orgy and you won't attend a bigger one this yearMan - it's about to look like it's Caligula in hereWhen I do sex to all of youWhen I do sex to all of youEvery last one of youWhen I do sex to all of youWhen I do sex to everybody in this roomWhen I do sex to all of youWhen I do sex to all of youEvery last one of youWhen I do sex to all of youWhen I do sex to everybody in this roomAnd when it happens, it'll blow your mindIt'll shatter the fabric of your reality you'll findThat you were once so sweet and kind until I got you hot and naughtyI'mma do a bunch of weird stuff to your bodyOh! La-Di-Da-Di baby I'mma use the forceI'mma lock the doors, I'mma drop your drawersEverybody's getting ***** like they're Lady GodivaEverybody's gonna wear a layer of my salivaAnd I'mma going in and out of you, you're going in and out of meRemember! Nobody do each other, keep me at the centerOf attention- did I mention what you'll get for free?Everybody at this party's gonna get an STD!No inhibitions, no indecision just id-driven whimHedonistic debauchery in every room that I'm inOh you know I'm so impulsive, I just roll with the flowIn fact, never mind- I've changed my mind tonight I'm going home- peaceI'mma do sex to NONE of youI'mma do sex to none of youNot a single one of youI'mma do sex to none of youI'mma do sex to nobody in this roomI'mma do sex to none of youI'mma do sex to none of..Well maybe just one of youI'mma do sex to none of youI'mma do sex to nobody in this room
