Schaffer the Darklord - F*ck This Song Lyrics
Everybody clap. C'mon.Now clap just like that.Now stop that clappin’, I will start rappin’***** this, ***** that, ***** me, ***** you***** everyone here and everybody else too***** off, ***** face, ***** all night long***** everything everywhere and ***** this songSchäffer the Darklord goes: *****ity, *****ity *****in motherfuduckityIt sucks how some *****ers make such a fuss when they ***** with meAnd it sucks how this *****in’ word ***** seems to be stuck to meLuckily, the company I keep doesn't careEverywhere and anywhere, everybody swearsWhen their little middle fingers wiggle up in the airDare me not to use it dude and I will lose a dareCuz I struggle with its usage every time that I write rhymesTimes I abuse it, but try as I might, myLittle f-word is heard, it bites my ass, I fight it back. Alas, it wins.And then it slips right in and begins to blend in, fillin’ syllables inAnd if it offends and or if in the endI'll defend its intent, then I’ll get different friendsSchäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.When a hot, gay but famous beat drops, I'm on itAnd when I'm in the house, that house is hauntedAnd when I'm on the roof, that roof is on fireAnd every time I do tell the truth, I sound like a liarSo ***** it. ***** this song and ***** me.Let me hear you all say "***** STD"(***** STD!) Yes, you understand andIn case I haven't mentioned it, ***** you and your bandIf you see Kay, tell her I say HeyAnd then tell her she should stay the hell away todayAnd if Kay takes offense to this, then just say"I'm sorry Kay; I guess that this just isn't your day"Any person heard cursin’ so much it's absurdIs worse than any jerk referring to himself in third personTake it from Schäffer, cuz he's a nerd and he's certainThat dirty words are for the birds, this verse was terse thenSchäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.***** this, ***** chris, ***** me, ***** you***** everyone here and everybody else too***** off, ***** face, ***** all night long***** everything everywhere and ***** this songThis word is most often a verb when it's mentionedBut it's a *****ing awesome adverb in this sentenceEvery then and now found as a put-down nounOr even as an adjective as in “You *****in’ clown”Wow, this number's runnin’ now and howAnd it's somethin’ about nothin’, ‘cept *****in’ it nowI see why this trap happens so often in timeAnd why half of all rappers halfassedly rhymeAnd I find that my cousins use cussin as stuffin’Fluffin’ up some *****ed up huffin’ and puffinAbout nothin’ under unintelligible mumblingAnd this bumbling *****ery gets so redundant and insultingConsumers are stupid, goofy gullible vulturesWith iPods and My god, why does pop cultureEven get to have a status as a culture at all?What passes for subversive has nerve but no ballsAnd you know what I find funny? MonkeysYou know what's even funnier? The phrase "*****in’ monkeys"Utter it with me *****ers. Say it. *****in’ monkeysIt's fun, huh? You're a buncha *****in’ monkeys*****in’ monkeys, monkey ***** a buncha mother*****in’ mothersBut some other monkeys ***** each other under one anotherIf you wanna ***** a monkey lover, give us a kissMan, I'm *****ed if I want a radio edit of thisSchäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And aThen the black box goes: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And aThen they both go: ***** this song, I'm so embarrassed.*****!
