Schaffer the Darklord - Goddamnit Lyrics
Oh, No! No! No!Here we go!So...Everybody hands up high and just wave them from side to side.***** that!Punch them up into fists and pump them up and down like this.Yes!When nothing ever goes your wayWhen "Oh, no" is not enough to sayGODDAMNIT!When you wanna crawl up and dieWhen your clawing at the walls, you cryGODDAMNIT!When your hands wanna ball up in fistsWhen you're getting unbelievably pissedGODDAMNIT!When the color red is all that you seeWhen all you wanna do it break freeAnd scream:G to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the Tfrom the M to the I to the C is the S to the T to the DThat's Me!Now let's see, what do we got? Ah, suffering!Running around uncaged and raged and another thingEverything is amplified by the overstatedUnderstatement of sayin' that you're just frustratedBut you're worse offFirst off,Stricken by a feeling insideAnd you're pressurizedTensions building and building upBuilding, hitting critical massYou're gonna crack man, better start kicking some assNow, momma did say there would be days of this kindThe weight of the world weighs heavy on your mindAnd you find that you're kinda like a water balloonJust one more prick will mean doom (Ka-Boom! BOOM!)You gotta let it go and just let it outYou're a little teapot, this is your spoutAnd you're about to start spewing steam outta your topYou gotta drop a g-bomb like it's hot or you'll popAnd nooooo!Okay!Hey, lemme hear you heretics say: GODDAMNIT!When nothing ever goes your wayWhen "Oh, no" is not enough to sayGODDAMNIT!When you wanna crawl up and dieWhen your clawing at the walls, you cryGODDAMNIT!When your hands wanna ball up in fistsWhen you're getting unbelievably pissedGODDAMNIT!When the color red is all that you seeWhen all you wanna do it break freeAnd scream:A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to theG to the H to the I to the J to the K to the LAh, hell, that's the alphabet (LOL)Oh, well, now, don't you feel a little bit better?Than you did just before you came unraveled like a sweaterBelieve me, this is temporary relief.One crisis down, another one is lurking beneath.So just BREATHE and take a break from being negative.Lots of opportunities to use my favorite expletive are coming upLock and load and invoke the cousin of the curse wordAre you gonna pout about itAre you gonna sit and sulk?***** that, let your tongue turn into the Hulk!Cause this son of a ***** out backwards and sidewaysComing up with obscenitiesTongue raging tiradeYou get cut off in trafficYou're phone drops a callYou get suedOr, if you're a dude, kicked in the balls.If you get a paper cut or caught with your neighbor's stuffI've got a couple syllables that I cannot say enough!But before you make a scene, break it down: think about what the word means.GOD-is an imaginary supreme beingDAMN-is a verb, 'to condemn' is its meaningIT-in this case, is a direct objectSo, you're commanding God to condemn things, got it?More than just an outburst of malicious intentIt is a compound word and a complete sentenceDivine intervention is what you're orderingWhen you command God to condemn the things that are annoying youWHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MR. BIG STUFF?You think God give a shit about your business?Think he, she, or it are yours to compel?Do you think your stubbed toe is deserving of Hell?Do you believe cyclist fiery path?Do you really feel an inconvenience really warrants God's wrath?In truth you probably don't, but believe me I do.So goddamnit all to hell and goddamn you, too!And GooooTo hell!Well, one more time, let me hear you yell:GODDAMNIT!When nothing ever goes your wayWhen "Oh, no" is not enough to sayGODDAMNIT!When you wanna crawl up and dieWhen your clawing at the walls, you cryGODDAMNIT!When your hands wanna ball up in fistsWhen you're getting unbelievably pissedGODDAMNIT!When the color red is all that you seeWhen all you wanna do it break freeGODDAMNIT!When you wanna keep it true to the fanWhen you shout like Yosemite SamDAGNABIT!When you're bossed like Elvis manWhen you're chased into WonderlandA WHITE RABBIT!What ya got when you're smoking andChewing your finger nails off of your handA BAD HABIT!Embrace it like a new best friendWhen your favorite tune comes to and endG to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the Tto the H to the E to the Double-Hockey sticks this is the end to the DGODDAMNIT!
