Scrilla Vic - Absurd Is The Word Lyrics
I spit nutty academia like a macadamiaKookoo Kachoo – I do the bugalooToo persnickety – never flow like boats so rickyLadies I’m the chosen so forget your lederhosenFar from tomfoolery and buffooneryUnless I’m the only local loco in the cocoCall me ignoramus. You’re a heinous anus.Turn you topsy-turvy exposin’ all your herpesYuck! So you’re faded and discombobulatedWay too dork. I feed you mushu porkAh, Danielson, Ah So- *****Your hair’s bouffant. Stuff you with a croissant.My big thingamajig can rise like a whirligigFor a floozy and then put her in a woozy doozyUp in Vegas chewin’ rutabagasAin’t nothin’ new to ‘ya. It’s that or an arugulaFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throngFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss MissI like Woody beavers, dik diks, dung beetlesDuck-billed platypus, octopus, weaselsBet you like the feel of when I mandril ‘yaDressed to the manatee, I really like ‘ya ocelotThat’s an awful lot of weird lingoStar like Ringo. Playin’ bingo eatin’ PringlesChillin’ to some Oingo Boingo sippin’ RheingoldOn & On like a Chaka Khan marathonOodles of noodles in my plate and some streudelA couple Hefeweizen and some shots at a brouhahaDescending near my epiglottisSpy a Pocahantas. I think she more fly than QuantasWe drinkin’ Odwalla up in Walla WallaMake her feel real loosey and go do the watoosieYeah, I’m the shit like a pooper scooperWith a V on my chest - I’m an uber super duper trooperFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throngFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss MissDon’t fret if you’ve got Cucamonga phobiaYou could saddle up and move out to Abu DhabiOr Timbukto or even KalamazooSippin’ vodka with your momma on Lake TiticacaHoitty Toitty – that’s not V cuz I’m too smoothDon’t be a goodie 2 shoes in a tutuLookin’ all frumpy and grumpy, fallin’ off like Humpty DumptyWhile I’m eatin’ Ben & Jerry’s Chunky MonkeyI won’t get caught in a boondoggle or with beer gogglesThe schlemiel and shlemozzleWatch out for a cuckarachaForget the Z, I’m the V, true Man of La ManchaNachos and guacamole – Holy MolyEat too much and become a rolly pollywith a badunkadunk and lot’s of blubberbut I’ll still cuddle you if you’re a true BBWFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Sir, you belong in a nerd herd throngFeel me flow – Absurd in the wordStupendously, sensational and superbCrazy with the verbs and insane with the verseLike Miss, you’re flavorific like a Swiss Miss
