Slapshot - White Rabbit Lyrics
One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you smallAnd the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at allGo ask Alice, when she's ten feet tallAnd if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fallTell em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the callAnd call Alice, when she was just smallWhen the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to goAnd you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving lowGo ask Alice, I think she'll knowWhen logic and proportion have fallen sloppy deadAnd the white knight is talking backwardsAnd the red queen's off with her headRemember what the dormouse saidFeed your head, feed your headOne pill makes you nervous, and one pill makes you fallAnd the ones that you've been taking, won't do you any good at allGo ask Alice, she just hit the floorNow you say you could take itYeah, you'd say anythingBut when your hab bit does all the talkingYeah, you'd say anythingYou could ask Alice but I think she's goneNow you've just lost all your moneyand you've been thrown out of your homeBut for one more gram of cocaine, you'd sell you very soulGo ask Alice, well now she knowsShe's living in a dreamworld???But you'd better pull yourself together'Cause this is realityBut I think that you'd might be better of deadUse your headUse your headUse your head