Slapstick - Wake Up Stanley Lyrics
Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a dayGot a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bjGot a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boysThen he comes home and he's liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroidsWell Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb to seeHe don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.Wake up, wake up StanleyStanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he's a real party guyHe'd even buy a bottle for me or you if we'd hang out with him tonightIt's 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk againStanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friendsWell Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb toseeHe don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.He's got a fake I.D.