Spike Jones - The Angel In The Christmas Play Lyrics
Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy's hatThen I painted stripes down the family catBroke two teeth only yesterdayI'm the angel in the Christmas playIn department stores, 'do it just becausePull the whiskers off of the San-tee ClausBite his leg, then I get awayI'm the angel in the Chrismas playDaddy laughs, he bends in halfWhen I wear angel hairBut wait until he takes a spillOn halos on the stairsWell I gotta go before the mailman stopsAnd he feels that glue in the letter boxSee you all when its Christmas dayI'm the angel in the Christmas playI put on my angel gownAnd oh did momma laughShe didn't guess it was her best dress...The one I tore in halfOn the roof today, gave 'em all a scareI put on my wings, tried to fly thru airHope that lump's gonna go awayI'm the angel in the Christmas playI'm the angel in the Christmas play