Steve Goodman - Door Number Three Lyrics
Oh, I took a wrong turn but it was the right turnMy turn to have me a ballAll the boys in the shop told me just where to stopIf I wanted to play for it allBut I never thought I'd find her on daytime TVAnd my whole world lies waiting behind door number threeI plan my apparel, I wore a big barrelAnd they rolled me to the very first rowAnd I held up a sign and it says, "Kiss me, I'm a beggarAnd Monty I sure need the dough"And then I grabbed him by the throat until he called on me'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number threeNow I don't want what Jay's got on the tableOr the box Carol Merrill points to on the floorI'll hold out as long as I am ableAnd someday I'll go unlock that lucky doorShe's no big deal to most folks but she's everything to meAnd my whole world lies waiting behind door number threeAnd ain't it hard to realize, he's not selling' any alibisWhen he stares into the vacuum of your eyesAnd he says, "Do you wanna make it even"They found us in the lost and found, love is blind but now I seeThat my whole world lies waiting behind door number threeYes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three