Streets - The Irony Of It All Lyrics
Hello, hello. my names terry and Im a law abiderTheres nothing I like more than getting fired up on beerAnd when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fightGood bloke fairlyBut I get well leery when geezers look at me funnyBounce em round like bunniesIm likely to cause mischiefGood clean grief you must believe and I aint no thief.Law abiding and all, all legal.And who cares about my liver when it feels goodWwhat you need is some real manhood.Rasher rasher barney and kasha putting peoples backs up.Public disorder, Ill give you public disorder.I down eight pints and run all over the placeSpit in the face of an officerSee if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my lifeSomeday Im gonna settle down with a wifeCome on lads lets have another fightEh hello. my names tim and Im a criminal,In the eyes of society I need to be in jailFor the choice of herbs I inhale.This aint no wholesale operationJust a few eighths and some playstations mys vocationI pose a threat to the nationAnd down the station the police hold no patientsLets talk space and timeI like to get deep sometimes and think about einsteinAnd carl young and old kung fu movies I like to seePass the hydrator pleaseYeah Im floating on thin air.Going to amsterdam in the new year - top gear thereCause I taker pride in my hobbyHome made bongs using my engineering degreeDear leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.Like I was saying to him.I told him: top with me and you wont leave.So I smacked him in the head and downed another carlingBada bada bing for the lads night.Mad fight, his faces a sad sight.Vodka and snake bite.Going on like a right geez, hes a twat,Shouldnt have looked at me like that.Anyway Im an upstanding citizenIf a war came along Id be on the front line with em.Cant stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of societyIve got all the anger pent up inside of me.You know I dont see why I should be the criminalHow can something with no recorded fatalities be illegalAnd how many deaths are there per year from alcoholI just completed gran tourismo on the hardest settingWe pose no threat on my setteeOoh the pizzas here will someone let him in pleaseWe didnt order chicken, not a problem well pick it outI doubt they meant to mess us aboutAfter all were all adults not louts.As I was saying, were friendly peaceful peopleWere not the ones out there causing trouble.We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quartersDiscussing how beautiful gail porter is.Mtv, bbc 2, channel 4 is on until six in the morning.Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and its my bedtime.Causing trouble, your stinking rabbleBoys saying Im the lad whos spoiling itYoure on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me Im a thugJust for getting drunkI like getting drunkCause Im an upstanding citizenIf a war came along Id be on the front line with em.Now terry youre repeating yourselfBut thats okay drunk people cant help that.A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what youre saying.What. I know exactly what Im sayingIm perfectly saneYou stinking student lameoGo get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.Err, well actually according to researchGovernment funding for further education pales in insignificanceWhen compared to how much they spend on repairingLeery drunk people at the weekendIn casualty wards all over the land.Why you cheeky little swine come hereIm gonna batter you. come here.
