Sturgill Simpson - You Can Have The Crown Lyrics
Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pillsTrying to write a song that'll pay the billsBut it ain't came yet so I guess I'll have to rob a bankI guess it could be worse it ain't that badAt least I ain't sitting in old Baghdadin the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tankEvery time the wife talks a baby gets mentionedBut I'm so broke I can't pay attentionLord how it tears me up to see her crySo I been spending all my nights on the internetlooking for a clue but ain't found one yetjust a bunch of Mopars, guitars, & other stuff I can't buyWell now Lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a boneCause if the Devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going downI sing 'em real pretty I sing 'em real sadAll the people in the crowd say he ain't half badThey call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain but if you want it you can have the crownBeen sitting on my ass like a bump on a logWatching Andy and ol' Boss HogGuess I ought to get up and go find a jobInstead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next lineI'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my timeLike figuring out which one of these banks I'm gonna go robWell the name of the game is hurry up and waitbut that ain't putting no food on my plateor gas in my car and I drive a BroncoSo Lord if I could just get me a record dealI might not have to worry about my next mealbut I'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco