The Corries - Sunday Driver Lyrics
Well I've been a Sunday driver noo for many's a happy yearAnd I've never had my Morris Minor oot o' second gearI can drive at fifty miles an hour on motorway or trackWith me wife up front beside me and her mother in the backThere was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie JeanIn a crowd of fifty trippers you can always pick me ootBy my "Don't blame me, I voted Tory" sticker on the bootWi' my bunch of heather stickin' in ma radiator grilleAnd me stick-on transfer bullet holes and licence for tae killThere was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie PegI've a hundred plastic pennants for to tell you where I've beenAnd my steering wheel is clad in simulated leopard-skinUp front fae the drivin' mirror hangs a plastic skeletonAnd in the back a dog wi' eyes that flicker off and on!There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie MayI always drive as though my foot was restin' on the brakeAnd I weave aboot the road just so's ye cannae overtakeI can get ye sae frustrated that ye'll finish up in tearsAnd the sound of blarin' motor horns is music to my ears!There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie LizNow if ye wonder how these weekly trips I can affordIt's because I'm on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist BoardYou're supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest of it's kindAnd that is why I have a convoy followin' behind!There was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie RoseThere's just no way of escaping me, no matter how ye seekFor the simple fact that I'm a traffic warden through the weekI'm boostin' my efficiency, and here's my master planI'm savin' up my pennies for to buy a CaravanThere was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsAnd Auntie GertrudeThere was me and my daddy and my daddy's mammyAnd her sister's Granny and four of her chumsYer gaun too fast