The DB's - Bald-Headed Baby Lyrics
The child that was born on the banks of the SenecaDid not grow to the presidency of the USAAnd someplace between then and now I grew fond of himAnd I listened with interest to what he had to say:"I remember when all this was pure virgin prairieBut the cowboys gave up for families and sedansTake a look at it now, you can see what's become of itAnd they're blaming it all on supply and demand"He leaned back and said, "you must think I'm a relicI have no idea why I've stuck around so longTo see young whippersnappers like you get their comeuppancesCome to think of it, you're not so awful young yourself, you knowI remember you when you were a bald-headed babyYou were so much more charming before you became a manAnd now you're thirty and you've got nothing to show for itAnd you're blaming it all on supply and demand"Well that kind of ended whatever we had to saySo I picked up my coat from the chair where it layAnd I asked him if I could bring him anythingHe looked back at me with a baleful eye and said:"What I need is fifty more yearsThen I could show you a thing or two I betThey don't make 'em like me anymore in this landAnd they're blaming it all on supply and demandWhen I'm gone you might understandYou can't blame it all on some guys in Japan"And you can't blame it all on supply and demand
