The Getten Brothers - Don't Have Lyrics
(Check, check, check)This is a little insight into my lifeIf you wanna listen…Welcome to the showWatch movies all night, I sleep all dayDon’t have a job, so I don’t get paidDon’t have money, so I don’t get laidDon’t have a honey, so I have no maidGotta do my laundry, make my foodGotta wipe my ass and not act rude (Christopher Sean! )Two shakes of piss off my leg, off my shlongMissed the blong cause it’s not too longForgot to flushSo the room smells funkyNow, back to bed and probably just spank the monkeyDon’t have no woman, so I get no lovingDon’t catch my chicken and put it in the ovenWearing dirty clothes out a giant dirty hamperStill smell like shitDidn’t have no paperUse my other sock since this one’s scumDon’t have a job so they say I’m dumbDon’t have a mortgage or a couple of billsSo I don’t have to stress over a bottle of pillsI don’t have to live, so can I ever die?Don’t wear a cross, will I ever crucify?Don’t have no wrists, can I ever commit suicide?(Oh boy)Don’t have a body, does that mean that I’m godly?Gotta bucket of chicken wings, does it mean I could fly?Not dressed in a suit, am I still a guy?Just checked her out, does it mean I gotta buy?These giants don’t play, I think they got a byeThis week my tattoo’s fadingDoes that mean I should go get some shading?I dreamt I was the sun shining life onto the planetWho am I? Do I have a parent?Just chasing my holy shamrockMy ol’ lucky, lucky shamrock(Lucky, Lucky shamrock)
