The Midnight Beast - Tik Tok (Parody) Lyrics
Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
(Hey, what up girl?)Grab my Breezer, I'm out the door, I'm gonna be really loud'Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah, I'm a real big sinnerSometimes I eat my dessert before my dinnerI'm talking odd socks on my toes, toesTaking off all my clothes, clothes, feeling overexposedSo I put all of my clothes, uh, back on flush before I wee, weeGet arrested daily, ly, tryin' to get a peek of some tittiesI'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody *****ing nutsHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, ohI'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slutHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, ohI stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten"Goodnight, sweetie Sleep well", "Shut up, mum, I'm on MSN"Now the girls are lining up because we're ***** sailin'But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah PalinTalkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gretMenthol cigarette, rette, butt plugs in his pet, woah, woah, woahText sex on my Samsung, not telling dad, mum rung, rungHave sex with Alexa Chung by telling her I'm well hung(Erm, Erm, I'm quite well hung)I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody *****ing nutsHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, ohI'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slutHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, ohThis is the part where the rap breaks downThis is the part where drums go powThis is the part where your balls sag downThis is the part where you pants go brownThis is the part where your dad goes outOn a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milkBut he never comes back and then seventeen years laterYou find out he's had a whole freaking familyWith some Spanish ***** and he doesn't even knowYour *****ing name anymore, shut the ***** up, I'm sorryI'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody *****ing nutsHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, ohI'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dadPucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slutHear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh(Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)Just Dance, Bad Romance, now let's copy Pokerface likeWoah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh