The Oemons - Nero The Rottweiler Lyrics
Nero the rottweilerNot the best dog everBig, and covered with black furPees all over the furnitureNero the rottweilerNot the best dog everEvery time we go walkingHalf the time he's defecatingBut you're better than most people‘Cause most people are *****sAnd I'm allergic to *****sNero the rottweilerNot the best dog everJust when we're having a blastRuns off to sniff another dog's assNero the rottweilerNot the best dog everEven in romance he failsTries to mount and hump other malesBut you're better than most people‘Cause most people are *****sAnd I'm allergic to *****sNero the rottweilerYou're my best friend everAnd despite all of your faultsMy friend, I will tickle your ballsBecause it's what real friends doI will tickle both of your balls