The Toyes - Big Dumb Dick Lyrics
And he leads me around like a blind man's stickHe's the top banana, I'm the sidekickMe and my big dumb dickI got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dickAnd he keeps me jumping' like a pogo stickDick be nimble, dick be quickMe and my big dumb dickHe can be friendly, he can be meanHe can be helpful or act obsceneWhen he hangs out he hangs way outAnd when he goes in he shakes it all aboutI got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dickAnd he makes me act like a lunaticWe might make you crazy maybe might make you sickMe and my big dumb dickHe knows he largeSo he's always acting bossy and taking taking chargeHe's the train, I'm the cabooseAnd he behaves in ways that cook my goose.I got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dickAnd behind him I'm divining with a dowsing stickGotta find somewhere to bury that wickMe and my big dumb dick