The Toyes - Monster Hash Lyrics
When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipeSo I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smokeWho said, "This **** ain't bad, here, have a toke"(We smoked some hash) - We smoked some monster hash(Some monster hash) - It was his personal stash(We smoked some hash) - We got completely trashed(On monster hash) - We smoked some monster hashAs we partied in the castle with the living deadMouths were dry and eyes were redThe ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed,"Won't somebody please pass the Visine"(They smoked some hash) - They smoked some monster hash(Some monster hash) - From Frankie's personal stash(We smoked some hash) - And they all were smashed(On monster hash) - They smoked some monster hashThe mummy was toking on a bongWolfman said, "Don't bogart that, pass it along"The swamp thing was toasted, rolling on the floorLaughing hysterically and pleading for moreThe scene was rocking as the werewolves movedTo the undead reggae band's dance hall groovesMeanwhile in the kitchen, Frankenstein bakedSome Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes(We ate some hash) - We ate some monster hash(Some monster hash) - It had the graveyard smashed(We ate some hash) - And we all got trashed(On monster hash) - We ate some monster hashThe party would have gone on 'til we all passed outBut just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout"Watch out, beware, cover your necksDracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"(He smoked some hash) - He smoked some monster hash(Some monster hash) - He was completely smashed(He smoked some hash) - That Transylvanian's trashed(On monster hash) - He smoked some monster hashNow every night the dead rise up from the graveTo partake in our happening THC raveFor you, the living, this hash was meant, tooWhen you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you(We'll smoke some hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash(Some monster hash) - And we'll all get trashed(We'll smoke some hash) - From my personal stash(Of monster hash) - We'll smoke some monster hashmmm - hash goooodEasy, boy, save some for daddymmmm - that **** gooood
