The Toyes - Late Night Bozos Lyrics
The late night network TV showsWith celebrities smiling in their famous clothesSitting pretty, spitting witticisms on successTo a cackling clown behind a cardboard deskIn the Late Night Talk WarsTo pacify the truly boredCorporations paying through the noseTo bring us Late Night BozosWe love the Late Night Talk ShowsWe've had enough of David so we settle for JayAt this point anything different would be OKWe'll miss Dave's band but we settle for JayWe've had enough of David. Hello Jay.But we're laughing less at Leno so it's back to DaveAlthough Jay used to be funny before his talk show host daysWe're laughing less at Leno so it's back to DaveOur finger's on the button. We zap him awayIt's the Late Night Talk Wars - get off the couch and live your lifeTo pacify the truly bored - turn off the televisionCorporations paying through the nose - to sell their useless shitTo bring us Late Night BozosWe love the Late Night Talk ShowsAnd I can't name one reason whyThe tired schtick of these two guysShould superglue our bloodshot eyesTo their expensive suits and their ugly tiesRemember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and JonPeppy pop pundits. Poof, where have they gone?Remember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and JonEarly K.O.s, Dave and Jay battle onSo we're flippin' and a floppin' between Leno and DaveHours are lost and fortunes are madeLet's stop flip-floppin' between Leno and DaveTurn the TV off and walk awayFrom the Late Night Talk Wars - get off the couch and live your lifeTo pacify the truly bored - turn off the televisionCorporations paying through the nose - to sell their useless shitTo bring us Late Night BozosWe love the Late Night Talk Shows
