The Toyes - Mr. Dinosaur Lyrics
I was all aloneWhen my shovel shoved in to a dinosaur boneA leg so big I thought it was a logThen I tripped and slipped on a dinosaur jawI bumped my head and the sky went redAnd I fell into a dream on a dinosaur bedWo!And in my dream I was having a talkWith a big green dinosaur dancin' on a rockI said excuse me but I came here lookin for your dead bonesHe said leave my bones aloneMr. Dinosaur, what would you thinkIf you were still living and we were extinctMr. Dinosaur, could you resistDigging in the dirt for scientistsYou'd be digging in the dirtWell I wonder if the world would be any less strangeIf the chain of evolution were rearrangedIf man was gone, turn the pageAnd today was the day of the dinosaur ageIf they lived now and we lived thenWould they make scary movies about prehistoric men(and the women they loved)Wo!Can't you see a bunch of dinosaurs diggin' in the dirtAll decked out wearing stone washed jeans, alligator shirtsOne T-Rex gets excited and he saysHey I found a humanoid headMr. Dinosaur, what would you thinkIf you were still living and we were extinctMr. Dinosaur, could you resistDigging in the dirt for scientistsYou'd be digging in the dirt(for whatever it's worth)They'd display us in museums and they study us in schoolsAnd theorize for hours 'bout our customs and our toolsIn raging debate as to our fate they'd agreeTo dig us up to seeMr. Dinosaur, what would you thinkIf you were still living and we were extinctMr. Dinosaur, could you resistDigging in the dirt for scientistsYou'd be digging in the dirtFor whatever it's worth