The Vandals - Euro-Barge Lyrics
Here in America,Respect your fellow manSome foreign culturesDon't understandWe got this little ruleAnd it's called elbowroomPertaining to the special occupancyYou consumeIf I'm in front of line,Then you should stay behindUntil I get my iceless soda.It's such a simple thingIt's called first come first serveWooden clogs that smash my feetI really don't deserveIn every regionIt seems there's a legionOf impatient close talking slime,That cut in line.Barge me with your walkin'Spray me with your talkin'I am the ambassadorI'll kick your assadorWhat's your affinityFor my vicinity?There's plenty room hereIn your countryIt's just etiquetteTo use deodorant.Maybe smelling bad'sThe way you choose to representBoozy and stinkin'I smell what your thinkin'I just need a little more spaceGet out my faceBarge me with your walkin',Spray me with your talkin'Back the ***** up ass holeShut your bread & cheese holeTryin' to make myself clear,Give me just a foot hereYou offend my sinus,I'll kick your royal highnessI'll see your euro-barge by friend,And raise you one ugly americanIn every regionIt seems there's a legionOf impatient close talking slime,That cut in line.Barge me with your walkin'Spray me with your talkin'Push you out of the waySock you in the pate'Step right off you inbred,Hygiene like a deadheadI am the ambassador;Of *****in' kick your assador
