Threshold - The Christmas Mash Lyrics
I was building in the workshop late one nightWhen my eyes beheld a joyous sightFor the toys that I'd built began to riseAnd suddenly to my surpriseThey did the Christmas mashIt was a North-pole smashIt caught on in a flashThey did the Christmas mashFrom my toy workshop in the Castle ClauseTo the reindeer stables where they stomp their pawsThe elves all came from their humble abodesThey climbed into my sleigh and away they rodeThey did the Christmas mashIt was a North-pole smashThey caught on in a flashThey did the Christmas mashThe elves were having funThe party had just begunThe guests included the snowmanRudolph and his sonThe scene was rockin all were decking the hallsWe drank lots of egg-nog and danced with the elvesThe three wise men were about to appearWith the fruit cake for Santa that I gave them last yearThey played the Christmas mashIt was a North-pole smashIt caught on in a flashThey played the Christmas mashDown from his window Scrooges voice did ringSeems he was troubled by, just one thingOpened the shudders and threw open the sash"What ever happened to my Bah-Humbug Dash"It's now the Christmas mashAnd It's a North-Pole smashIt's caught on in a flashIt's now the Christmas mashNow everything's cool, and Scrooge is a part of the bandAnd my Christmas mash is the hit of the landFor good boys and girls this mash was meant tooWhen I get to your rooftop I'll come and teach youThen you can Christmas mashAnd do my North-pole smashYou'll catch on in a flashThen you can Christmas mashHo-Ho Mash goodEasy Prancer you impetuous young buckMash goodHo-Ho-Ho!On Donner on BlitzenDance away, Dance away, Dance away all!Ho-Ho-Ho!