Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup Lyrics
Songwriters: Beavers, Brett; Beavers, Jim; Warren, Brad; Warren, BrettNow, red solo cup is the best recepticalFor barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivalsAnd you, sir, do not have a pair of testiclesIf you prefer drinkin' from glassHey, red solo cup is cheap and disposableAnd in fourteen years, they are decomposableAnd unlike my home, they are not foreclosableFreddy Mac can kiss my assWhoo!Red solo cupI fill you upLet's have a partyLet's have a partyI love you, red solo cupI lift you upProceed to partyProceed to partyNow, I really love how you're easy to stackBut I really hate how you're easy to crack'Cause when beer runs down in front of my packWell, that, my friends, is quite yuckyBut I have to admit that the ladies get smittenAdmirin' how sharply my first name is writtenOn you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'On them to help me get luckyRed solo cupI fill you upLet's have a partyLet's have a partyI love you, red solo cupI lift you upProceed to partyProceed to partyNow, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellowBut only you, red, will do for this fellow'Cause you are the Abbot to my CostelloAnd you are the Fruit to my LoomRed solo cup, you're more than just plasticYou're more than amazing, you're more than fantasticAnd believe me that I am not the least bit sarcasticWhen I look at you and sayRed solo cup, you're not just a cup(No! No! No! God, no! )You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend(Friend x3; Life-long)Thank you for being my friendRed solo cupI fill you upLet's have a partyLet's have a partyI love you, red solo cupI lift you upProceed to partyProceed to partyRed solo cupI fill you upLet's have a partyLet's have a partyRed solo cupLet's have a partyProceed to party
