Toby Keith - Rum Is The Reason Lyrics
[Verse 1]I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocketGood whiskey at the AlamoNow that Pancho Villia, had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old MexicoWhile Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn’t quit because of a girlYeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world[Verse 2]While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martiniWhile the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weeniesYeah, down through the ages, as they turned their pages, they couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearlsNo, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world[Verse 3]I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue seaMy whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on meMy catch of the day is a tall Cuba libra chased down with a 12 oz curlYeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world[Guitar Solo][Verse 3][Outro]Take it home coral reefers, haha…WooYeah