Tripod - Everyone's A Tosser Lyrics
SCODEveryone's a tosserEveryone's a foolDon't ever feel like you don't fit'Cause Gatesy, everyone's a toolYONThe louder that you say you're notThe more that it's the caseSCOD AND YONJust like everybody else...SCOD... you're a real knob-faceGATESY(Spoken) I'm a knob-face!SCODTake our little YonnyHe's a total mongYONIf you think that I look interestingI'm sorry, you'd be wrongGATESYWhat about old Scoddy?YONYou could write a book on him!SCODYou could call it "Knobby the Knobstickle"GATESY"And His Knobtastic Voyage"!Everybody's a tosserEveryone's a schmoFrom Robert Louis StevensonALLTo Edgar Allen PoeWe're all bloody *****panks!The experts all agreeSCODThe experts, they're all tossers tooGATESYJust like you and meALL(To audience member) Madam, you're a knob-endIt's there for all to seeYONDon't try to deny itDo you think you're better than me?ALLThe louder that you say you're notThe louder that you areGATESYYou're a bonehead!YONYou're a franger!SCODYou're a spazmo!GATESYYou're a shwanger!ALLYou're a tosser! It's a fact you can't ignoreGATESY'Cause everyone's a tosser!YON AND SCOD(To Gatesy) But you, slightly more
