Trollforlife - Willy Bum Bum Lyrics
I've got a little willy, I put it in my bumMe and my bum have all kinds of funMe and my willy are really old friendsWater popped out where my willy hole endsSilly old willy, look what you've doneYou've got water on my friendly old bumMy willy's silly and a little bit dumbAnd my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum[Hook]Willy bum bum bum bum[Verse 2]Enough about my willy and more about my bumI can fit my friendly old thumbRight in my bum when I do a little fartAir popped out where my bum hole startsI found a wasp, put it in my bumStung my rectum, now my bum hole's numbSilly old wasp, look what you've doneGotta put ice on my friendly old bum[Hook]Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum bum bum bum bum[Verse 3]Enough about my bum, more about my willyMy willy gets small when my bum hole's chillyMy friendly old bum is covered in frostMy bum got stung by a cross old waspSmelly old wasp, this isn't funHow should I fix my cold old bum?Go outside and put my bum in the sunAnd my bum got burnt and then begun singing[Hook]Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum bum bum, wasp[Verse 4]Silly old willy and a burnt old bumOut in the sun with my pants undoneWhere are my plums? Did they get lost?It's all your fault you smelly old wasp"Let's get drunk", I said to my bum"It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue"My greedy old bum said "I want some!"Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum[Hook]Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum, willy willy bum bumWilly bum bum bum bumYou smelly old wasp!You silly old willy!You friendly old bum!
