Turbonegro - Hell Toupee Lyrics
Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a manSee I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fansI spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a boneIt's hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hogNight is falling, the curtain's callingmy bio-clock is ticking, so fast[Chorus:]And it's gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losing my hair this wayHell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no wayOther day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dumpIt gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and it's terrible fateSpent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigsstealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I'm stuck googling for wigsSkin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fastAnd it's gonna be Hell ToupeeCan't stand losing my hair this wayHell Toupee, Not now no wayHell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay greatBut it's way too late[Chorus]Hell Toupee, Razor blade, it's genocide on my head todayHell toupee, don't fade away, not now no way
