Watsky - Kill A Hipster Lyrics
[Hook: George Watsky]Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)Starbucks where the skate rink stoodIt’s a fixture (it does no good)(I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)Wrote congress (it did no good)Read scripture (it did no good)You could take a picture or knock on wood(***** that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)[Verse 1: George Watsky]I’m getting Hummus, hummusI’m getting hummus, hummusI’m at the park playing dodgeballDrinking San Pellegrino like it’s CristalNo school, alcoholLiving no rules—CalvinballYou wanna brawl? Ho pleaseI sprinkle you with some goat cheeseI get it straight from the *****in’ farmI even put goat cheese in my lucky charmsI’m at the taco truck looking like a mackI roll my Rs hard like I’m busting off a gatIt’s like, “hola mama, I’m your papa”May I please have dos Horrrrrrrrrchatas?I’m like brap brap brap!When I smack your ass fast with my backpack strap[Hook][Verse 2: Chinaka]Pencil to the neck, razor to your innertubeBullet to your disrespect, I hate your hipster attitudeYour whole chassez, acting like you own us with your whole passéDance around the issue patna, no pliéBut you’ll get broke for that French shit, so casséAnd you can put that in your lit mag and your Tumblr blogEat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hogSip it like Kombucha, hope your last meal suit yaDo-gooder types, commuters on bikesBrooding 20-somethings with the coolest of “likes”You be loving on my city like johnsRubbing on her titties leaving money in palmsOur rumbling guts can only hunger so muchPlus we redundantly blunted in lieu of giving a *****We’ll cut you for the scratchLeave in on a teeAnd if we’ve done it properly you’re copping it from Treat, ‘cause[Hook][Verse 3]Look in the mirror and it’s clear I’ve become one of ‘emKill me please if I’m one of ‘emI walk the block like I’m hot shitI gentrified the corner store just buying hot chipsBut now I’m caught red-handedWith this land so make me a dead banditAnd if you see me sipping at an open kegPut me down like a horse with a broken leg[Hook]
