Wax - The Adventures of Larry and Tina Lyrics
[Wax][Chrous]He should have seen she was really naive, shit she was still only nineteenAnd he was many years olderBut he seen her walk by in them tight jeans, and he looked at her like ''that's my queen''Cus he thought that he could mold her, but it's overYo, Larry was a 39 year old dude, who was getting over divorce and the custody feudAnd he'd been single now, 'bout a year and a halfHe liked to hit the strip club for a beer and a laughAnd one particular girl, in his mind was a standoutKnew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned outAnd he would hand out money and advice to her often, she liked him, smiled when he dropped inAnd he was real witty and her laughter was genuineShe was real pretty with that passionate feminine touch, that he had missed so much since his wife leftSo soft, with her clothes off she was pricelessHypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with himShe accepted, and within the next week, Larry was in love with the young ass freakHe should've seen[Hook]Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell, that could never seem to get along with her mom wellMoved out at seventeen, to put the bickering behind herLied 'bout her age starting stripping as a minorAnd she was lonely and needed a better pattern, Larry was like the better dad that she never hadAnd for once in her life she was stable, no rent, free utilities, even cableAnd Larry was in love, it was evidentBut she only saw him as a friend, to whom she gave ***** to instead of rentAnd she was quite wild, white piles in her nose all night life styleHe didn't mind if she partied alot, because he didn't know just how retarded she gotHe thought that she was the type of chick you'd trust, he didn't know she was real promiscuousHe should've seen[Hook]The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway, in a car with the club bouncer and DJThey checked in to the Holiday Inn, they had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of ginAnd Tina got drunk started showing them tits, and by the end of the night she left both of them hitAnd although they weren't technically raping her, it probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were taping herAnd Larry was at home all alone the next night, looking at his favorite pornographic websiteShocker that it was a ***** site that had to do with teens, he clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenesWhat he saw next hit him in the jugular, Tina was the star of a film called ''young cum guzzler''He should have never thought that he could mold her, now he's heartbroken again, getting older[Hook]