William Shatner - I Canâ??t Get Behind That Lyrics
William Shatner/Henry RollinsBILL: Let's go. Ready? From the top...BILL: My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time!ROLLINS: Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more money now! I can't get behind that.BILL: My kids say: He said to me, and I'm like... and he's like... and she's like...ROLLINS: It's all... He's all... She's all...BILL: I can't get behind that kind of like, English!BILL: That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery.ROLLINS: The rising oceans, the warming temperatures!BILL: The dying polar bears--no, tigers--in fifty years!ROLLINS: Rising poison in the air and water!BILL: I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up...ROLLINS: ...but takes months to go down long after oil falls!BILL: I can't get behind any of that!BILL: I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don't believe in them!ROLLINS: Why can't all these Gods just get along? I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?BILL: What's the problem?BILL: What about the men who say 'Do as I do. Believe in what I say, for your own good, or I'll kill you!' I can't get behind that!ROLLINS: I can't get behind that! Everybody knows everything about all of us!BILL: That's too much knowledge!BOTH: I can't get behind that!BILL: Yeah! And what about student drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio! Go to a parking lot, for God's sake! Why are you jeopardizing my life? I can't get behind a student driver!ROLLINS: I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver! If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road!ROLLINS: Lifetime guarantee?BILL: Who's lifetime? Not mine! I haven't that much time left. Let's make it yours. Everybody's got a longer life than me!BILL: The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?ROLLINS: Car alarms.BILL: Clap off.ROLLINS: Clap on.BILL: Spam.ROLLINS: Size matters.BILL: No, it doesn't!ROLLINS: Yes, it does!BILL: No, it doesn't.ROLLINS: Yes, it does!BILL: No, it doesn't!ROLLINS: Yes, it does!BILL: No, it doesn't! No, it doesn't!ROLLINS: Yes, it does! Yes, it does!BILL: My phone rings!ROLLINS: Make millions in minutes!BILL: It's a computer!ROLLINS: Lose inches in hours!BILL: Leave me the Hell alone!ROLLINS: Eat more! Spend less!BILL: The Colonel is breakdancing! Give me a break!ROLLINS: Credit terms raised!BILL: I can't get behind any of that!BILL: I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune, get paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I could get behind that!ROLLINS: Well, I can't! If you have to fix it with a computer: quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that!BILL: I--can't--get behind--a fat ass!ROLLINS: Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more?BILL: Always can do one more.ROLLINS: Let's hit it!
