Your Favorite Martian - Alien Lyrics
Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded?Given the boot when you knew you should have been a shoo-in?Like some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your lifeWith a curse but worse, he brought his whole damn crew in.And now it’s high noon and you’re a target to shoot atThis school’s a battlefield, no wonder you’re truant!They always look at you and they boo at what you’re doingAnd you go off like a bomb at the Olympics in Munich.Nah, you’re just an extraterrestrialLess than respectableYou’ll never get to get the girlYou’re just a jester at the festivalI guess it’s acceptableTo peg your head with vegetablesAnd kick you in the testiclesAnd best of all let you know that you’re a filthy dogAnd you’ll never be best in show.So why the abuse?‘Cause all a bully needs is a *****ing excuse![Chorus]Planet Earth I need a friend‘Cause I’m on the outside looking inI’m an AlienI’m just an AlienFeeling lost but never found‘Til I found myself being pushed aroundI’m an AlienYes, I’m an Alien.I’ma be honest, it gets better I promiseSo don’t let them ground you down to a pound of sawdustStay on the stage the longest ’til the gong hitsAnd everybody comments on their fondnessOf your polish and your overall knowledgeRemain calmest and abolish your modesty‘Cause honestly you got to be positiveYou’re a prodigy!You show the world that you’re not to mess withIt’s a broken home that makes these bastards aggressiveYou can expect to get rejectedNeglected, stripped *****, and tested ’til they reckonYou feel terrible because nothing is comparableViolence ain’t the answer but the pain is unbearableYou’re nice and jaded from being isolatedNow you coast through life feeling twice as hated.So why the abuse?‘Cause all a bully needs is a *****ing excuse![Chorus]Axel on the drums!Run!Well,[Chorus]No Ohhh!I’m an AlienYes, I’m an AlienOhhh
