Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage Lyrics
I hate on traffic just as much as the next guyI'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just driveRush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a failStuck in jail, my truck's a cell, I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail'Cause when I'm driving I'm drivenand every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit itand I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the birdand I'll rage just like the nerdYeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin' messagestexting for directions while you're googling nekkid breasteses!These other drivers, they're all brain deadI swear the traffic lights see me and they all change redI thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patienceThis old lady needs Lasik, I think I'm going ape shit'Cause my lane is lookin' like a line at the Chinese drive thruWhy's everyone got to drive at the same time I do?Hey man, I'm just trying to driveIt feels more like I'm trying to stay aliveThe only thing you're driving is driving me crazyAnd I'm getting Road RageI'm just trying to mergeYou better back off 'cause I'm on the vergeI'm losing my coolYeah you better get over'Cause here comes the Road RageOh, dont make me get out the carI I'll come over there old ladyAwh! Oooh! Ooh!Alright, here we goWhy your bumper stickers preachin' telling me to go veganI'll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screamingI go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate meWell maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss DaisyI'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way shit goes in trafficIt so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facingLadies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five songs play on the radio stationThe same five songs! The same five songs!The radio station, they play the same five songsThe same five songs! The same five songs!The radio station, they play the same *****ing songs!Hey man, I'm just trying to driveIt feels more like I'm trying to stay aliveThe only thing you're driving is driving me crazyAnd I'm getting Road RageI'm just cruising alongThen you go and cut me offDid I do something wrongNow I'm following you back to your homeAnd I got Road RageHey man, why you going so slow?One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the roadThe only thing you're driving is driving me crazy'Cause I got that Road RageAnd why you going so fast?Giving the middle finger to the people you passNow I'm following you back to your home'Cause I got that road RageRoad Rage!Road Rage!Road Rage!Hey man, I'm just trying to driveIt feels more like I'm trying to stay aliveThe only thing you're driving is driving me crazyOh! I'm just trying to mergeAnd you better back off 'cause I'm on the vergeI'm losing my coolI got Road RageAh, I'm finally hereOh my God! There's nowhere to park!I hate my life!
