Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store Lyrics
Booty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Butt cheeks)Booty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Make that ass clap)Girl, you got class and you’re lookin’ so fineBut you need a better ass as I follow behindYou gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-upOr you can pay usWe’ll make your booty look better’cause this store sells brand new assesFrom the manufacturer straight to the massesSo if your booty’s flat, we’ll take it backAnd give you a new ass, and you’ll make it clap likeDouble Ds in the front and the backYou’ll redefine what it means to have a fanny packAnd everybody will stare and they’ll gawk astoundedWe’ll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around itYou can have knowledge, self-esteem, and classBut who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you outWe’ve got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubtYou could improve your personality but who the hell wants thatWhen you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new assEverybody sayBooty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Butt cheeks)Booty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Make that ass clap)Come on, ladies. Come on downWe’ve got some asses on clearanceYou buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha haWe’ve got a store full of inventoryHook you up with a new butt, end of storyWe’ve got “My Humps.” We got “Badunkadunk.”We’ve got “Bootylicious” and “Junk in the Trunk.”The type of butt that rappers sing ofAnd if you’re ol’ school, we got the “Pumps and a Bump.”We’ve got miles of bootyWarehouse of bootyWhite girl booty that’s cute and snootyWe’ve got the ass of KardashianWe’ve got the Jennifer Lopez if that’s your planWe’ve got the Shakira, the BeyonceWe’ve got the Matthew McConaughey…wait what?Our booty selection is second to noneWe’ll even give an Asian a respectable buttYou can have knowledge, self-esteem, and classBut who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you outWe’ve got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubtYou could improve your personality but who the hell wants thatWhen you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new assEverybody sayBooty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Butt cheeks)Booty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Make that ass clap)Come on, ladiesI can sell you a butt that’ll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videosDoesn’t every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?Girl, we’ll take your booty and make it so when you shake itEverybody in the place will pray for you to get *****We’ve got an abundance of asses so tanThey’ll make a catholic preacher say “god damn!”And if you can’t afford it, I’m sorry friendWe’ve got a couple of asses in the bargain binWe’ve got a variety of bootyIf you like ‘em bizarreWe can make you an ass that can play guitar likeGirl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you outWe’ve got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubtYou could improve your personality but who the hell wants thatWhen you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new assEverybody sayBooty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Butt cheeks)Booty (Booty!)Booty (Booty!)This store sells booty(Make that ass clap)So, come on down ladiesOur booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highwayRight next to the Chuckie CheeseCome onLet’s do thisPut that ass on layaway
