Your Favorite Martian - Dookie Fresh Lyrics
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshI-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharpHer body was bangin’This chick was built with great parts (whistles)Then she was beautiful, I didn’t really know herBut I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odorI was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous bodyBut she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-pottyHer funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stankIt made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tankTo get away from the stankI gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she’s hotBut I don’t even know if I can do thisCuz she smells like R. Kelly’s date mixed with raw sewageHer breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouthShe needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I’m outShe’s ridiculously fine!So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshI gotta admit she knocked me off my feetEven with her stench of wet dog and taco meatShe said “Puff, I really like you, and I’d rally be embarrassedif you didn’t peep my heritage and meet my parents.”So I drove to their house, and I parked the carAnd it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jarAnd it got worse as soon as we entered her parents’ houseI started gagging’ like I had a pubic hair in my mouthShould I run home and take a shower in bleach? “Yes!”Her mom stank like Lady Gaga’s old ass meat dress“Paparazzi!” Shut up, this shit ain’t funny!Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman’s onesyHer mom made us dinner and I couldn’t even eat itCuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady’s cleavageI really like this girl, but I feel like givin’ inTo To To be honest she smells like an Indian“Hey, that’s not funny!”No, no I mean like Indian foodLike curry smells bad, Indian food!“You’re a dick!”Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshAnd now she wants to get seriousI don’t know what it isBut if I don’t get away from the smellImma throw myself off a bridgeI gotta end it!She smells like Venus Williams’ panties after playin’ tennisThere’s no way that I can win thisWe go out to eat before we even get a seatShe makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the streetLike a *****in’ fire drillThey skip their entire mealYo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?Ah! I’ve had worse [3x]Smash that ass anywayAh! I’ve had worsePuff, plug your nose and smash that ass anywayNaw, I think I’m gonna leave her and I wish her the bestBut somebody needs to tell her that she’s Dookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Doo-dookie Doo-DookieDookie FreshDookie Fresh, Dookie FreshSo yeah it didn’t work outI mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca’s assWait, wait… Oh.Well, maybe it was me“Yeah, I told you you’re a dick!”