Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up Lyrics
Ha ha ha ha!It's been a while since you felt my felt,But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.Always got me stressin'.Always keeping me guessin'.I'm like a Snuffleupagus a *****in' depressiveAnd if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pigAnd I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickleSo stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! ***** it!So get your hand out of my ass, *****, cause I ain't your PuppetGirl I'm not your puppetGirl I'm not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm not your puppet heyGirl I'm not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm not your puppet hoGirl I'm not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm not your puppet heyGirl I'm not your puppet puppet puppetI'm sorry. I believe you mistook meFor a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookiesI'm moving on. (ha-ha)It ain't a question to me.I'll ***** all the other muppets on Sesame Street.I'll ***** that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'Upload the video, so you can watch it and knowThat you're not a unique snowflakeYou're just another chickAnd you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stickI ain't bitter, but it'd be a wasteIf you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.Will I get over it?Probably, butFirst. I think I'll ***** your fat friend Jabba the slut!And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trashNow I don't give a ***** if you move to Nuntucket!But get your hand out my ass!I ain't your puppet.Girl I'm Not your puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet heyGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet hoGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet heyGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetBreak it down LampChop Style!This is a relationship that needs to end.Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.One day we started *****in' around not knowing what it wasAnd we'll never get back together again, because you suck.This is a relationship that needs to endOh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.One day we started *****in' around not knowing what it wasAnd we'll never get back together again, because you suck.Girl I'm Not your puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet heyGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet hoGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetGirl I'm Not your puppet heyGirl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppetOne, yes, oneTwo timing *****!Ah, ah, a
