Afroman - Back 2 School Lyrics
Man my daddy told me, boy when I was your age,I had to walk 13 miles to schoolI said, Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?CHORUS:Talkin' noise with all of my homeboysThen we go back to school, yeah (Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin?)With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weeeeeedYou know I been act a fool, yeahMama, (Mama), go to the University of Smoking Marijuana (What?)All of my friends go to USC, so I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with themWalkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classesI can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and assesSpend a lot of money on some brand new clothesTryin' to impress these brand new hoesLaugh every time I have sex with a chick,Baby don't know I'm an ex-convictWalkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dickEvery twenty seconds I'll be grabbin' my dickFull of alcohol at the football gamesDoin more drugs than my nigga Rich JamesMy GPA's droppin' at a very fast rateIt would take a miracle for me to graduateMaybe I won't, maybe I willStressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe DevilleCHORUSHow do I party (party) and still passI hardly (hardly) ever go to classGot a golden eagle on my stolen RegalIf you bought it from me, it's illegal'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated cripOn a rock cocaine scholarshipCook that crack until it's doneI use that for my Negro college fundBroke minorities, sellin' dope to those *****es in sororitiesShe's drinkin' one too many 40'sShe took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgysBaby I don't mean to act rude,But you told me you would never *****