Afroman - Whack Rappers Lyrics
intro:this next song is dedicatedto all whack rappersand all the whack peoplethat like and buy their whack musicrap:i think ur crazy if u like Jay-Zdont change clothes-change the CDMurphy Lee-what the hook gon' becuz u do need hook and another beatJemaine Dupri-u know u wrong*****ed up Chingy's songAfro motherfukin M-a-ncant stand no mother*****in Ying Yang Twinsi think Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyzis an ignorant, irratatin' bunch of noiseif u dont give a damn-gon throw it out (what)if u dont give a damn-gon throw it outthrough the windowup against the walllaugh when the mother*****a fallthese fools cant rap at alli never buy a tunefrom the Neptuneswhen they beat come oni hope it go off soon (what)Fabolous, whats fabolous about iti think he terrible, music unbearablerippin off Masewith that look on his face (oh man)i rest my caseKelis,wow,i hate her so much right nowmy milkshake brings all the boys to the yardwho gave her a record deal,oh my God!Nas is in the video with KelisJay-Z's in the video with Beyonceboth these rappers are whackyet people talk smack about 40 Delefontethe music industry is usin' the slangand tryin' to play it offlike they doin' they thangc'mon Camron, oh boyDipset, oh boyhow can u be from a city so blackand bust shitty lyrics thats wick wick whack(get back on Kelis)oh yeah Kelisthis is what i want u to doget on ur knees, face mei got a milkshake for u and its tastyjust like ur albumPuff Daddy, enough alreadynow its P.Diddy, still sounds shittyhow can ur group be called Tha Bandnobody plays an instrument mani dont play B2kR&B singers be too gay(u know they broke up over money)oh yeah, thats too bad,i dont carei think its good, no doubtthey can stop puttin all the bullshit out(like what)what a girl want, what a girl needa *****in job and a brand new hair weavewhat a girl want, what a girl needa *****in job and a brand new hair weavea bump bump bumpthat is all i wanna doa bump bump bumpthats my songthats thats what i wrote downon a piece of papera bump bump bumpcall up Puff Daddyask him if he wants to do a verse wit mereal pimps get down on the floorbut i dont see a ho (ho) in the video(i know)why is David Banner runnin from the clanwhat happened to the *****es mancadillac on 22swhy is David Banner takin off his shoesits supposed to be about cadillacsnot David Banner bringin' dead people backeven though its all goodit might get misunderstooddamn skippymississippi in tha hoodraps i'm writin' up, i cant lighten upuntil these whack ass rappers tighten upMissy Elliottthink she looks like Halle Barry, thats scaryher CD aint worth itput yo money in yo pocket and reverse ither CD aint worth itput yo money in yo pocket and reverse itMissy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshitMissy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshitMissy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshitMissy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshitMissy Elliott makes a bunch of bullshitMissy Elliotti cant stand her music goin in my earif u like Missy Elliott get the ***** outta herei cant stand her music goin in my earif u like Missy Elliott get the ***** outta heremost rappers are whackjust like the people they attractmost rappers are whackjust like the people they attractmost rappers are whackjust like the people they attractmost rappers are whackjust like the people they attracthey man, hey lookTrina's on TVoh yeah, ooh she finehey homie, Trina's on TVshe cutenot when she rappin, press muteand now we're gonna playa single from the album Weave-olutioneven wit a weave(even wit a weave)i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)even wit a weave(even wit a weave)i cant stand Eve(harmonize)even wit a weave, i cant stand Eveeven wit a weave, i cant stand Evei cant stand Evethats what i saidshe got a pin-headmost people head is roundhers go up and downlike a peanutshe could be prettyif her attitude wasnt so shittytalkin bout"u tryna come through the back door"she aint got no back doorwhat she talkin smack fo'male bashin wit Mary Jlike Queen Latifa, she must be gayin my radio, u gets no play, not todaywhat the ***** happened to MTVwhy these whack people get to make a CDi dont know manlook at 50 Centhe dont move his mouth when he rappin, manhe be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethinu know what i'm sayinhe dont move his mouth(mumbling)open yo mouth(more mumbling)i tell yaits Ludacrisits Ludacrisits Ludacrisu dont scare mei'll teach ya how to stuntteach me how to stuntthey need to let me teach 'emhow to roll a fat bluntget high get drunk and take it easyand stop makin songs so chessynow Mannie Fresh is actually freshand Juvenile, i like his stylebut the worst rapper i ever heard manis the whack ass mother*****in Birdman(what about Silkk the Shocker)my name is Silkk and i'll shock yai juss been shocked by Silkk the Shocker
