Afroman - Tumbleweed Lyrics
Wait a minute manAy check this out manIt was this blind man, right?Man check thisIt was this blind man, right?He was feelin his way down the street with this stick, right?Ay, he walked past this fish marketYou know what Im sayin?He stopped, he took a deep breath, he saidWoo, good morning ladiesYou like that shit man?Ay, I got a gang of that shit, manI tell you whatMy man on the guitarAy, fool on the drumsEverybody just crowd round the micI tell you all these mother*****in jokes I got manSo first Im gonna start it off like thisHelp me sing it home boy, come onSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby thats all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chongIt still takes from here to hong kongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin high as hell flyin through palm dellSkatin on datin rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac coupe cavilleIf my tapes and my cds just dont sellI bet my cavy willWell it was just sundown in a small white townThey call it eastside palm dellWhen the afro man walked through the white landHouses went up for saleWell I was standin on the corner sellin rap cdsWhen I met a little girl named janI let her ride in my caddyCuz I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klanWe *****ed on the bed*****ed on the flo*****ed so long I grew a *****in afroThen I *****ed to the left*****ed to the rightShe sucked my dick til the shit turned whiteI thought to myselfSheeba sheeba got my ass lookin like a zebraI put on my clothes and I was on my wayUntil her daddy pulled up in a chevroletSo I ran, I jumped out the back windowBut her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-foOh, he beat me to the leftHe beat me to the rightThe mother*****er whooped my ass all nightBut I aint mad at her prejudice dadThats the best damn ***** I ever hadGot a bad of weed and a bottle o wineIm a ***** that ***** just one more timeColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby thats all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chongIt still takes from here to hong kongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin high as hell flyin through palm dellSkatin on datin rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac coupe cavilleIf my tapes and my cds just dont sellI bet my cavy willI met this lady in hollywoodShe had green hair but damn she looked goodI took her to my houseCuz she was fineBut she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mineI met this lady from japanNever made love with an africanI *****ed her onceI *****ed her twiceI ate that ***** like shrimp fried riceDont be amazed at the stories I tell yaI met a woman in the heart of australiaHad a big butt and big titties, tooSo I hopped in her ass like a kangarooSee I met this woman from hawaiiStuck it in her ass and she said I eLips was breakfast***** was lunchThen her titties busted open with hawaiin punchMet colonel sanders wife in the state of kentuckyShe said Ill fry some chicken if you just bump meI came in her mouthIt was a crisisI gave her my secret blend of herbs and spicesColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby thats all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chongIt still takes from here to hong kongI met dolly parton in tennesseeHer titties were filled with hennessyThat country music really drove me crazyBut I rode that ass and said yes, miss daisyMet this lady in oklahomaPut that ***** in a comaMet this lady in michigan I cant wait til I ***** that ***** againMet a real black girl down in south carolina*****ed her til she turned into a white albina*****ed this hooker in iowaI *****ed her on credit, so I owe her*****ed this girl down in georgiaCame in her mouth now I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoShe just ran cross the border of mexicoFine young thang said her names mariaI wrapped her up just like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I cant afford itI know Im a cry when she get deportedColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby thats all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chongIt still takes from here to hong kongHave you ever went ova a girls house to *****But the ***** just aint no good? (say what)I mean you gettin upset cuz you cant get her wetPlus you in the wrong neighborhoodSo you try to play it off and eat the *****But it take her so long to cumThen a dude walk inThats her big boyfriendAnd he asks you where you from (where you from homey? )So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I dont bang)You start talkin real fast (I dont bang)But he already mad cuz you *****in his womanSo he start beatin on yo assNow ya clothes all muddyYa nose all bloodyYour dick was hard but now its all (what)You thought you had a girl to rock your worldNow you still gotta go jack offSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby thats all we needWe can go to the park...
