Afroman - Colt 45 Lyrics
Wait a minute man,Check this out man,There was this blind man rightThere was this blind man right he was spillin his way down the street with thisStick right he walked pass this fish market u know wat Im sayinHe stoped he took a deep breath and he saidMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGoooood morning ladiesHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahU like that shit manI got a gang of that shit manSomeone get on the guitars who on da drumsEvery body just gang around the mic and ill tell u all this mutha *****in shitBut first Im gunna start it off like this help me sing it hom boySinging colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park patThe dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turnSinging them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong andSell takes from here to hong kongSo roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hellFlyin through palm dale skating on pegged wheelsSoo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sellI bet my cabby willWell it was just sun down in a small white town they call it east side palmDale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for saleWell I was standing on the corner selling rap cds when I met a little girlNamed jan I let her ride in my caddy because I didnt know her daddy was theLeader of the ku klux klanWe *****ed on the bed *****ed on the floor we *****ed soo long I grew a *****in afroThen I *****ed to the left *****ed to the right she sucked my dick till the shitTurned whiteI thought to my self shibba shibba got my ass lookin like a zebraI pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in aChevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitingWith a 2 by 4 ohhhhhhhHe beat me to the left he beat me to the right the mutha *****a wooped my assAll nightBut I aint mad at her prejeduce dad thats the best damn ***** I ever had!!I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine Im gunna ***** that ***** just 1 moreTimeSinging colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park patThe dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turnSinging them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong andSell takes from here to hong kongSo roll roll roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feelin high as hellRollin through palm dale skating on pegged wheelsSoo roll roll my 83 cadillac coup deville if my tapes and cds just dont sellI bet my cabby wheelI met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I tookHer to my house cause she was fine but she wooooped out a dick that was biggerThan mineI met this lady from japan never made luv with an african I *****ed her once i*****ed her twice I ate that ***** like shrimp fried riceDont be amazed at the stories I tell yaI met a woman in the heart of australia had a big butt big titties too so iHopedIn her ass like a kangarooSee I met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her ass and she saidHaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lips were breakfast ***** was lunch then her tittiesBusted open with hawaiian punchMet cournel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said she brought someChickenIf u just ***** me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secretBlend of herbs and spicesColt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park pat the dogSmoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing themDirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong and sell takes fromHere to hong kongI met dolly parten in tennessee her titties were filled with hennisy thatCountryMusic really drove me crazzy but I rode that ass and said yes miss dassiMet this lady in oklahoma put that ***** in a comaMet this lady in michigan cant wait till I ***** that ***** againMet a real black girl down in south carolina *****ed her till she was turned toA white albina***** this hooker in iowa I *****ed her on credit so I ow her*****ed this girl down in joja came in her mouth man I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy ho she just ran across the boarder from mexicoFine young 27er named messmirea I wrapped her up like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I cant afford it I know Im gon cry when she getsDeportedSinging colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park patThe dog smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turnSinging them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi ching chong andSell takes from here to hong kongHave u ever been ova a girls house to ***** but the ***** just aint no goodSay watAnd ur getting upset cause u cant get her wet plus ur in the wrong naighbourhoodAhahahahahahhahahahaaSo u try and play it off and eat the ***** but it takin sooo long to come thenHer dude walk in thats her big boyfriend and he askes u were u from so u wipeUr mouth and try to explain u start talkin real fast but he all ready madBecause u *****in his woman soo he starts beetin on ur assNow ur nose all bloody ur close all muddy ur dick was hard but now its soft uThought u had a girl to rock ur world but now u still gotta go jack offSinging colt 45 and to zig zags baby thats all we need
