Afroman - Drive Better Drunk Lyrics
[Chorus: 2x]Don't grab my keys when the party's overI drive better drunk, than you do sober[Verse 1]I don't know what you've been toldI've been drinkin since 12 years oldStarted in 1988Hangin at the liquor store real real lateI drunk a swallow, I drunk a cupDrunk the bottle, I threw upOver the years, I learned to pace itGet kinda tipsy, but not that wastedI like beer, but I love malt liquorCuz malt liquor, get me drunk quickerStop on the freeway, take a whizHop in my Cadillac and handle my bizI drive better drunk than I do soberCuz when I'm sober rightI think I can make through the, red lightGo, go, go, I hope I'm not dead rightBut when I'm drunk, I know I can'tSo I ain't, I drive like a saintDrinkin is a class I did not flunkI'm a Colt 45 certified drunk[Chorus: 2x][Verse 2]I dropped outta school in 9-0Became the world's greatest winoI drink at home, I drink at workIgnore the boss, he just a jerkI drink 12:00 in the dayRelax my nerve, serve my yay'When my day go bad, I always drinkCalm down, relax and thinkOnly days we like to clownA 24-ounce 'fore the sun go downOn weekends, that's when it's coolTo drink a 40-ounce, and act a foolOnce I get into that zoneI leave that beer and that liquor aloneI can barely walk, I can barely talkBut I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk[Chorus: 2x][Verse 3]I ran from the cops in the rainWith my church shoes onI drove from Palmdale, California to ComptonDrunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club endedAll the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' backWasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff departmentFell asleep on the 14Woke up on the 405Fell asleep on the 405Woke up on the 105Fell asleep on the 105Woke up in bedCall that, uh, autopilotBut don't try that at home; I got skillsI am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators"These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs"You gotta grab them in the mandible"We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)So we might have to driveAll day, and all nightI got some musicSo it's alright[Repeat 4x]All day, and all nightI got some musicIt's alrightMake you feel goodRollin through the hoodWith your windows downCheckin out your soundsJust lend me a lightNo stress and strive, baby
