Andy Northrup - Conspiracy Lyrics
His TV tells him what should raise concernI wave hello, talk real slow, the clues I leave are hardServes him right cause he won't ever learnThat it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracyThe mother-ship will land one day and then I shall be freeIt's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracyIt's close encounters of all kinds and they're all starring meIt's a conspiracyMy neo-fascist paper boy, swastika on displaySays he resents his regiment and how he's being swayedBy power fags and bull dyke hags that infiltrate his headApparently he's unaware who helps me make my bedI'm a conspiracy, yeah I'm a conspiracyBut I must admit, I'm kind of miffed that no one e-mailed meBout the conspiracy, bout the conspiracyI'm unconvinced that I shouldtake responsibility for the conspiracyWell I know there's someone in controlbut I don't think they're hereAnd neither is the fat-assed jerk you voted in last yearI sigh a lot and wait for news, it never seems to goodIf Christ showed up the government would likely buy the woodNow there's a conspiracy, there's a conspiracyThey trash the poorand make damn sure they blame bureaucracyIt's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracyThey promise anything they like and wait for the stampedeIt's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracyThank god my pills are waiting on my night-stand for meIt's a conspiracy, yeah it's a conspiracyBut don't you fret cause I'll just bet you're on the sign-up sheetFor the conspiracy, yeah!!!!!!!!!
