Animaniacs - The Monkey Song Lyrics
One Monday morning, I got up lateAnd there were these monkeys, outside ze gateZe guard went to stop them but he had no luckThe monkeys got free and they ran amokI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doMy office was run by ze studio nurseI came downstairs und what could be worse?Ze monkeys was doing a crazy danceThey put buggies in my underpantsI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doMonkeys dance day and night and stew-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doI ran outside to get a stickBut I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick'Cause when I returned, much to my disgraceThose monkeys had the nurse in a mad embraceNurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doYako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clueDot:I didn't know your eyes were blueI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doI went to me bath for a shower and shaveThe monkeys gonna put me into my graveThe entire bathroom was laid to wasteAnd they shaved my head with dental toothpasteI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doThey is crazy nutso, I'm telling you-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't doWell by zis time I was feeling dreadZey was using a shoe brush to shine me headI asked them to leave but they stayed aroundZey pulled the chain and ee! I went downI don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-ac